It just so happens that tomorrow brings the start of another world cup tournament. As ever I have bought my
Panini Sticker Album
I still need 14 stickers to complete my collection but can't risk arrest by hanging outside any schools to do my 'swapsies'. The good news is that there are two people older than me in the album, the Australian goalkeeper Mark Schwarzer and Lee Woon-Jae from South Korea. Incase you can't place the Korean fellow, he's the one with the basin haircut. Oh no hang on a minute.....that hasn't really narrowed it down.
Anyway, technically speaking IF England had picked me for their squad I wouldn't been have the oldest in the tournament so I am still in with a shout. Besides,
Dino Zoff
Was 40 years old when he was part of the triumphant 1982 Italian team.
So, if England had have decided to pick me, I believe this is the kind of player I would have been. I would like to think I would have had hair like
Carlos Valderrama
although if truth be known, it would be more like
Grzegorz Lato
I would definitely have scored goals like
Arie Haan
Or
Igor Belanov
And if I scored a goal, even if it was in training, I would celebrate like
Marco Tardelli
Anyway Mr Capello, I will be only 39 at the time of the next world cup, a full year younger than that Zoff fella, so don't be shy, give me a tinkle.